Vancouver week 1

Well my first 2 days in Vancouver were to be riddled with incidents:
While in Seattle dodging bullits and falling bodies, I tried to book some accomadation for Vancouver, For some goddamn reason everywhere in vancouver was fully booked and I was gona have to turn up and wing it. Which I did. Cheapest room in vancouver was ....$325.00 Oh really i think...SHIT! Find a hostel for $10 a night, turn up, the guy says:
"YOU CAN SLEEP ON THE FLOOR OR THE ROOF!"
"IS THAT A FACT" I say. Turns out he had about 4 beds available which I gratefully recieved one. What a stinking hole this place was! I slept with my clothes, hovering above the covers as not to touch the stained mattress! Then! Then! Some guy checked in to my dorm and decided to have a lie down...closely followed by HIS FUCKING BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Iam lying about 5 feet away thinking "Please jesus, i've endured alot during this trip, Please dont let this happen...Not now, Not when iam so close to the end"
Jesus answeared my prayers, And not a second too soon The irish guy in the dorm burst in saying "what the fuck's going on here!" The boyfriend left and a very relieved me went to sleep. Next day I got the hell out of that whole and came to my nice new hostel! with nice beds and big t.v and doesn't smell of god knows what! I put those 2 days behind me, and Iam enjoying Vancouver, Weather is nice, Sceneary is nice, And the woman are nice. Iam going Up some big mountain tommorow, It was used in the x files. it's where Scully was taken when she was Abducted in Series 3. Anywhoooooooooooo. Iam off to get ready for my hike so.
MOSCOW!